Guess What This Post is About? Not Bears, That's for Sure.

How does this sound as a potential title for these illustrations?
Number One Threat to America:
(with nothing after the colon, at least on the cover, because I think that's clever)
Stephen Colbert has already taught us all what the number one threat to America is, but maybe he's wrong, maybe its zombies, or killer clowns, OR maybe even apathy. Apathy is probably a big one.